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SPooN A.K.A. -- The Utencil Formerly Known As... A.K.A The Viking Bastich. Projects: |
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Theresa Runhild Stottna Fjerden Skolda Helga Melina Gaffney was born in New York City to proud parents, Skyrd (vocals, bass, synth) and Bjorn (guitars and battery). Her conception was as lovely as Nightwish's "Once", and her birth was as brutal as Cannibal Corpse's "Tomb of The Mutilated." Her childhood was as necro as the record hiss on Darkthrone's "Transylvanian Hunger." She lives the grim frostbitten highlands of Queens and is currently singer for metal band Phoenix Reign (www.phoenixreign.com). Terri G., as she is known for short (her passport is three pages long alone for the name section), enjoys long walks on the beach while carrying a picture of David Hasslehoff in her pocket, and likes to play City of Heroes until her eyes gives out on her. She can also be found reading obscure books about history while complaining about how graduate school sucks ass. Her favorite movie is Bambi because it was a beautiful touching tale about the strength of the bond between a mother and child. Any of you dicks got a problem? |
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